Nerdfighteria Island

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co-written by Alan Lastufka and Monica Carr

Verse: G D Em C D
Pre-Chorus: Em C Em D
Chorus: G D C D7, G D F C

I wake up in my race-car bed
tame the puff that’s on my head
my feet are cold as they hit the floor
I don’t think I’m home anymore

John shouts, “Hank, I don’t mean to scare ya,
but I think we woke up in Nerdfighteria.
settle down now, clear the area,
then look out the window.”

’cause I don’t know what it is that I can see.
this place is like the internet, but it’s all in 3-D.

there’s no place I’d rather be
than living with my nerdy friends
making videos happily
on Nerdfighteria Island

dressing up like I did in high school,
taking sexy photographs,
talking of women who like men
and giraffes who like giraffes

let’s go down to Nerdfighteria City
where the roads are paved with Peeps
and everyone is witty
and there are no perverted creeps

’cause I don’t know what it is that I can see.
this place is like the internet, but it’s all in 3-D.

there’s nothing that I’d rather eat
than foods that perfectly blend
god I love smoothies made of meat
on Nerdfighteria Island

there’s certain rules you should obey,
like don’t ever FTBA,
and now I come to think of it,
let’s take the worldsuck down a bit.

we don’t care one iota
about Winner, South Dakota,
now we’ve got our awesome island,
with awesome seas and awesome awesome.

Featured on:

• Hank Green – This Machine Pwns n00bs [November 2009]